The Dank Tank

21+

Private members club. Cannabis carries risk. Know yours.

I'm not
Entering confirms your age.
Nothing is kept past this session.

/ faerie glen · pretoria east

The lights
never come up.

A low-lit room off Cliffendale with a jade dragon across one wall, breathing smoke it has been breathing since the day it went up. Black paint, concrete floor. The good couches are at the back.

/ the room

A counter at the front. A room at the back.

You can do one or you can do both. Most people come in for papers and leave three hours later, which is the whole design of the place and nobody is apologising for it.

The dragon gets the far wall. Jade, gold eyes, white smoke curling out past the corner onto the next wall. Under it: two low couches, a velvet stool that nobody agrees about, and a Pineapple Express poster that has been hanging there long enough to have earned the spot.

Walk in, sign up at the counter, sit down. There's no fee and no contract. Bring an ID.

Hours
Mon to Sat, 08:00 to 20:00
Sun and public holidays, 09:00 to 16:00
The counter
CBD oil, papers, grinders, glass, vapes. What's in moves around, so ask.
The room
Members. Free to join at the counter, takes about five minutes.

/ the wall

Jade. Gold eyes. Still smoking.

It wraps the corner, so you only ever see about two thirds of it from wherever you're sitting.

/ over the counter

Two halves, one door.

Rolling papers and accessories on the retail shelf

The front

Papers, grinders, glass, vapes, CBD oil. A full wall of it, lit from behind the counter.

This half is open to anyone. No sign-up and no membership needed for papers, a grinder or a bottle of CBD.

Stools along the lit counter in the lounge

The back

Stools at the counter if you want company, couches under the dragon if you don't.

Members only, which costs nothing and takes five minutes at the counter. The screen is usually on. Nobody is watching it.

/ visit

Come through.

Where 687a Cliffendale Drive
Faerie Glen, Pretoria
Gauteng
When Mon to Sat, 08:00 to 20:00
Sun and public holidays, 09:00 to 16:00
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